Frequently asked questions
What is Creepy Bald Guy's name?
He goes by many names. But Dan is his given name.
What makes him so creepy?
Creepy Bald Guy gets his creepiness from superior genetics.
Is Creepy Bald Guy married?
No. Creepy Bald Guy was married but his wife enjoyed infidelity with many different men due to his creepiness.
What will happen if I rub his head?
Creepy Bald Guy claims you can make a wish.
Where does Creepy Bald Guy live?
Creepy Bald Guy lives in a state of Creepiness.
Will Creepy Bald Guy give me nightmares?
When you dream about Creepy Bald Guy, you will dream of shiny objects and smooth surfaces.
Can I hire Creepy Bald Guy for events?
Creepy Bald Guy is no longer available for events due to his creepiness.
What famous person does Creepy Bald Guy look like?
Creepy Bald Guy looks just like "Bat Boy"..
